The Primitive Finks

Shocking Surf-A-Rama

If you are receiving this message, you are one cool ghoul. It has been said that The Primitive Finks were summoned from their chambers somewhere off eastern shores to take a journey to strange, unearthly places.

On various stages The Primitive Finks subject innocent bystanders to blasphemous, unimaginable horrors. Watch in fear as they savagely strum the strings of guitars, and torture the skins of voodoo drums.

This combination of nauseating sounds can cause some audience members to shake and gyrate uncontrollably. Some may even perform ancient dances from a decadent era known as the nineteen sixties. When you see and hear The Primitive Finks, prepare yourself for thrills and chills. You've been warned....


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